The cold war, contrary to the common belief, was a real war that was supposed to be fought with guns and tanks. However, it is only called the cold war because it was fought in Russia during the middle of winter. As we know, Russian winters are very cold, so all of the heavy artillery & munitions ended up frozen to the ground during rest breaks. All of the other weapons were dropped and lost in the snow somewhere in northern Russia. Since all of the weapons were lost to the snow, the soldiers decided to shake hands and form the McDonalds company. They used all of their skill to invent food that was burnt on the outside but raw on the inside. They made their chicken nuggets out of the remaining tank treads and their french fries out of their overused and worn out boot soles.