Be like Frisk

Frisk is a prime example of the will to go on.

If you don’t know who he is, google him he’s a video game character and everything fills him with determination.

Never give up

Never surrender

Like Frisk

Keep sparing everyone

Knowing that I will one day publish a good piece of writing fills you with DETERMINATION!

PS: Chara is the evil one, she and Frisk just look the same they are NOT the same person!

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Are we the first humanity?

God positioned  angels all throughout the universe, this implies that aliens do exist, right? Well if they do exist then what if we are humanity Mark III or IV, and what if there’s a Mark V or VI. God may have created several editions of humans each with it’s own way of practicing christianity. (Which you all should)

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On multiple dimentions

There have been a lot of theories on parallel universes going around lately mainly to to the fact that scientists say they may have found one. So I figured I may as well participate in the speculation.

Theory one:

You and your shadow are the same being accept in parallel universes. In your shadow’s universe, they may have a reflection everywhere they go and may look like a shadow, or we may look like shadows to them because there is a barrier keeping us from merging together into one being which may or may not result in increased thinking capacity, higher intellect, or even superhuman abilities. You and your shadow are exactly the same person, so you think and act exactly alike no matter what. If you and your shadow somehow made different decisions in the exact same situation, then you would be split apart forever and you would have no shadow because the timeline of that universe would have diverged from your own. Or, you and your shadow may merge together due to the “wall” between you being ripped open by the fact that you made different decisions.

Theory two:

The shadows are our guardians sent by God to keep us from harm. Although this is highly unlikely because God only works in the light and not in darkness it may hold true that our shadows save us in near death situations.

Theory three:

Our shadows could be aliens trapped in a parallel universe following us day to day to study us and keep track of our well being. These beings were so advanced that they figured out how to create multiple dimensions but were trapped inside of their own invention.

Theory four:

This is all a simulation and we are really in Assassin’s Creed or The Matrix.

 

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Essays

What the teacher expects to be handed in for an essay on Romeo and Juliet.

  • Five pages
  • Excellent points
  • Depth
  • No spelling/grammatical errors
  • MLA format

 

What I usually hand in

           rom3o @nd jUli3t by Willi@m S#ak3sp3ar3 i$ @ b000k @b0ut tw0 idi0t$ in luv w#0 t00k t#ing$ t0 f@$t @nd di3d h0rribl3 d3@t#s t#r0wing t#3ir f@mili3$ int0 d3pr3$$i0n @nd (#@0$. 

(What letter do all of the symbols look like)

The grade I get

4 mor3 l@ugh$ ch3ck out my y0utb3 ch@nn3l:

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On Snubbing

Just shake it off.

Deal with it

Don’t complain!

“Hi”

“Shut up”

“Nice to see you too”

“Hi”

“Shut up”

“Nice weather”

“Hi”

“Shut up”

“Would you like something to drink”

“Hi”

“Shut up”

“Hope you have a nice day”

“Hi”

“Shut up”

“Why don’t you try it for a change”

“Shut up”

“K”

“Hi”

“Hello”

“Whaaaat?!”

“Shut up”

Don’t complain any more ever agin about how no one likes you. I have to deal with this for days at a time if someone I know is in a bad mood or is just feeling like playing the can I make him mad game. (They can’t).

Shake it off NOW.

Theory of multiple timelines

My thought is that after every major decision or event happens, two separate timelines split off, one where the event happened and another where it didn’t. If this were true, then there are thousands if not millions or timelines. Suppose that Hitler’s mother had a miscarriage and he was never born. The Holocaust would never have happened and the world would be a very different place. For instance, the atom bomb  was invented from necessity, if it had not been invented, then the Cuban missile crisis would never have happened and America and Russia would not be in the state that they are in today. In the beginning, when God created the earth, there was one timeline. This timeline changed into two when Adam and Eve decided to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. In one timeline, humans are still living the garden of Eden with no pain, suffering, disease, or poverty. These two separate timelines are what created every single timeline in existence. Our timeline is a combination of different choices made in the past.

 

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And they say I can’t multytask

I can read a book, watch TV, Eat food, play a video game, and do homework all at the same time. Granted the homework may not be particularly good or well done but it is finished. And You Claim I can’t Multitask. Why right now I’m reading a book and riding a bike at the saame tifme and jdfiej fienfdhf off dekfdf dfdfkdsf on dflRoad ajds.

 

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Alarm Clocks

Alarm clocks are nasty little blighters who hide on your bedside cabinet and wait until you’ve gone to sleep, then they let you sleep for a few hours and start beeping very loudly.

When you complain they will simply respond with,

“Oh I’m sorry, were you sleeping, here, let me beep Louder.”

The natural habitat of an alarm clock is the junkyard or on a store shelf, however, if allowed to leave it’s natural biome, it will flourish and proceed to take over whatever room it is placed in.

The prudent way to get rid of an alarm clock is to throw it out of a second story window, however, if that is unavailable to you or you wish to be more discreet, fireplaces are a good option too.