A man with a duck on his head walks into a bar
Bartender- Sir, you have an animal attached to you
Duck- I know it’s been stuck to me for weeks!
The same joke told at a writing workshop.
A boisterous young man dressed in a tuxedo and a tie with a white and yellow duck on his head walks into a sleazy, dimly lit bar. He walks up to the well-dressed bartender with a thin mustache and a certain squint in his eyes that implied a dark secret.
Bartender- “You may want to improve your choice of head ware sir…”He said in a low growling tone.
Bartender- “Do you notice anything funny about your attire…”
Bartender- “Are you even listening…” He said, a hint of frustration in his voice.
Duck- “Yes… I’ve been listening the whole time… This thing has been suck to my foot for quite some time and the doctor said that he can’t help my condition…”
Man- Has an expression of puzzlement on his face.
Man- “I didn’t know my ventriloquism was that good” He said as he removed the puppet from his head.