Alarm clocks are nasty little blighters who hide on your bedside cabinet and wait until you’ve gone to sleep, then they let you sleep for a few hours and start beeping very loudly.
When you complain they will simply respond with,
“Oh I’m sorry, were you sleeping, here, let me beep Louder.”
The natural habitat of an alarm clock is the junkyard or on a store shelf, however, if allowed to leave it’s natural biome, it will flourish and proceed to take over whatever room it is placed in.
The prudent way to get rid of an alarm clock is to throw it out of a second story window, however, if that is unavailable to you or you wish to be more discreet, fireplaces are a good option too.