Stupid laws

Here are some of the funniest laws I could find.

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers (Louisiana)

Dishes must drip dry (Mississippi)

It is illegal to get a fish drunk (Indiana)

A permit must be obtained to fire a missile (Alabama)

Chickens are not allowed to cross the road (Georgia)

Policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down (Ohio)

It is illegal to sing out of key (North Carolina)

You must obtain a permit to alter the weather (Colorado)

It is illegal to possess more than $600 worth of salamanders (Illinois)

On time travel

Time travel is possible for the following reason


7 mph

Moving between points A and B takes a certain amount of time, the amount of time mentioned above is 36 seconds. The faster you move the less time it takes to move between points A and B. (See below)


10 mph

Therefore if you move fast enough it should be possible to reverse the positions of A and B and travel to B in a negative amount of time.



The speed needed to induce this process would have to be far faster than light as that can still take time to travel between stars.

If it was possible to do this then it would completely revolutionize transportation. It would mean no more being late for work or school. It could even help humans reach distant planets and have astronauts home in time for dinner.


Thanks for reading, if you liked this theory don’t forget to check out my theory on alternate dimensions, and aliens, multiple timelines, as well as my theory on the previous humanities that came before ours.

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