Cool & Not so cool Injuries

Cool injuries &… not so cool injuries

Not Cool: I slipped on ice and broke my tailbone

Cool: My nose broke off from frostbite while climbing Mt. Everest

Not Cool: I ran into a ladder and it fell on me

Cool: I went to the bottom of the ocean and a shark bit off my leg

Not Cool: My hand will be numb for a month from writing a 50,000-word essay the night before it was due

Cool: I jumped out of a five-story building saving a child

Not Cool: I fell off of a step stool

Cool: I did a triple backflip on a trampoline and broke my neck

Not Cool: My dog pulled me into a tree

Cool: I went sailing out of a white water raft & hit a rock

Not cool: I fell off my bike

Cool: I broke my thumbs playing video games for two days strait

Not Cool: I broke my brain because my math teacher assigned us the whole textbook to read and do all of the problems… in one night

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The only things you need to defeat a giant Humongous Gigantic Indestructible Monster

The only things you need to defeat a giant Humongous Gigantic Indestructible Monster

  • A small but cool looking pistol
  • A fog machine
  • 1 man or woman
  • And a really cool theme song