If You Are A Robber Don’t…

If you are a robber, don’t

Use a manpowered scooter as a getaway vehicle

Call the bank and ask when was the last time they were robbed

Ask your parents if it’s okay if you rob the bank today or if you should wait until tomorrow

Steal counterfeit money

Steal one sided money

Steal a one dollar because you liked the mustache on it

Leave a billing address

Forget the money while you rush out of the bank

Leave a tip for the policemen

Leave a phone number for the policemen to call if they have any questions as to why you robbed the bank

Say “Hi I’m _________ and I’m gonna rob you now”

Get caught