What I Am Saying Now Is A Lie

What I am saying now is a lie; the world has found giant aliens with more than eighteen mouths mouths and no head on a desolate planet on the other side of the sun. They have mouths instead of hands, and mouths instead of feet and mouths instead of eyes and mouths instead of a mouth. They have rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth and they move as quickly as lightning, they are the perfect predator and their vegetarians.

What I an saying now is a lie, the world has found miniature furry kittens and puppy’s on the other side of the moon, they have huge round eyes and fur everywhere, and they are here to kill us all.

What I am saying now really is a lie,

But how do you know if I am lying about really lying

Or I could have been lying about that

Or I could be lying about lying about lying

There were to many lies in that sentence

Oops, I lied again

Now for a real lie,

Ostriches can’t fly

Sorry, I’m lying again

Ostriches can’t fly, but I didn’t lie like I promised


Cool & Not so cool Injuries

Cool injuries &… not so cool injuries

Not Cool: I slipped on ice and broke my tailbone

Cool: My nose broke off from frostbite while climbing Mt. Everest

Not Cool: I ran into a ladder and it fell on me

Cool: I went to the bottom of the ocean and a shark bit off my leg

Not Cool: My hand will be numb for a month from writing a 50,000-word essay the night before it was due

Cool: I jumped out of a five-story building saving a child

Not Cool: I fell off of a step stool

Cool: I did a triple backflip on a trampoline and broke my neck

Not Cool: My dog pulled me into a tree

Cool: I went sailing out of a white water raft & hit a rock

Not cool: I fell off my bike

Cool: I broke my thumbs playing video games for two days strait

Not Cool: I broke my brain because my math teacher assigned us the whole textbook to read and do all of the problems… in one night