Stupid laws

Here are some of the stupidest laws I could find XD


-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

-You must have windshield wipers on your car.

-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.


-Moose may not be viewed from an airplane

-While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

City laws

-No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

-For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.

-Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

-It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

-A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.


-Hunting camels is prohibited.

-Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

-Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

-A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

-It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.


-It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

-A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

-Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

City Laws

-It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

-Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

-It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.


-Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month

-It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.

-In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.

-You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

-Women may not drive in a house coat.

-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

-Bathhouses are against the law.


-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays

-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

-Marijuana is legal

City Laws

-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


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The world’s worst scientist

The following experiment was conducted in my science class.

A hot wheels car is rolled down a track using a bundle of washers hanging over the side of the table. The speed is then measured with different amounts of washers attached.

These are the following reasons why I was voted, “The World’s Worst Scientist.”

  1. When tying the washers around the car I tied a bow knot
  2. The bow knot came apart when someone picked it up
  3. We taped the string onto the car but the tape tore and it was blamed on me
  4. I forgot to reset the speedometer when we did a test
  5. I caught the washers before they hit the floor, therefore slowing the speed of the car
  6. I broke the string catching the car one time
  7. I was voted out of the group by someone who wasn’t even IN the group


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Things that only people living in a first world country would say

“Let them eat cake”

“Alright guys the fridge is too full”

“This food was left out in the rain so it’s no good any more”

“There’s not enough water in that swimming pool” (This actually happened)

“This computer is so horrible, it only lasts for 20 hours”

“God doesn’t exist”(This is not true)

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What the teacher expects to be handed in for an essay on Romeo and Juliet.

  • Five pages
  • Excellent points
  • Depth
  • No spelling/grammatical errors
  • MLA format


What I usually hand in

           rom3o @nd jUli3t by Willi@m S#ak3sp3ar3 i$ @ b000k @b0ut tw0 idi0t$ in luv w#0 t00k t#ing$ t0 f@$t @nd di3d h0rribl3 d3@t#s t#r0wing t#3ir f@mili3$ int0 d3pr3$$i0n @nd (#@0$. 

(What letter do all of the symbols look like)

The grade I get

4 mor3 l@ugh$ ch3ck out my y0utb3 ch@nn3l:

And they say I can’t multytask

I can read a book, watch TV, Eat food, play a video game, and do homework all at the same time. Granted the homework may not be particularly good or well done but it is finished. And You Claim I can’t Multitask. Why right now I’m reading a book and riding a bike at the saame tifme and jdfiej fienfdhf off dekfdf dfdfkdsf on dflRoad ajds.


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