How to tell if you’re obsessed with video games

How to tell if you’re obsessed with video games

1) You wake up in the morning having no idea what you did last night but then you see that your progress in a game has gone up by 50%

2) You have gotten every single achievement in a game

3) You forgot to eat breakfast before work because you were trying to beat a level

4) You’re KD (Kills to deaths) ratio is 100/3

5) You’re first thought about the words “real life” are “Hmm… Never heard of that server, is it any good?”

6) You have discovered every single secret in the game and have every weapon and item

7) You know all of the lore, backstory, and fan-fiction of a game

8) You’re power goes out and the first thing you think is “Did I save my progress?!”

9) You have a computer purely for gaming

10) You know the complete history of the beginnings of video games to the present day but you’re still wondering who that guy on the dollar bill is

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The real story of John Henry

The true story of John Henry and his hammer

                      Yea, he was born with a hammer in his hand, but here’s what he did with it before he helped build railroads.

He was a baby cyborg sent from the future to destroy humanity with his hammer, unfortunately he ended up hitting his big toe which contained his brain chip and it altered his programming, then afterwards he smashed the dining room table, all of his mothers dishes, and the dog. Unable to control him they laid him down by a railroad and he started to smash the tracks, and that is how Henry started his work as a railroad builder.

 

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