Stupid laws

Here are some of the stupidest laws I could find XD

Alabama

-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

-You must have windshield wipers on your car.

-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Alaska

-Moose may not be viewed from an airplane

-While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

City laws

-No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

-For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.

-Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

-It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

-A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.

Arizona

-Hunting camels is prohibited.

-Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

-Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

-A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

-It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Arkansas

-It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

-A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

-Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

City Laws

-It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

-Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

-It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

California

-Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month

-It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.

-In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.

-You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

-Women may not drive in a house coat.

-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

-Bathhouses are against the law.

Colorado

-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays

-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

-Marijuana is legal

City Laws

-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

 

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