Stupid laws

Here are some of the funniest laws I could find.

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers (Louisiana)

Dishes must drip dry (Mississippi)

It is illegal to get a fish drunk (Indiana)

A permit must be obtained to fire a missile (Alabama)

Chickens are not allowed to cross the road (Georgia)

Policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down (Ohio)

It is illegal to sing out of key (North Carolina)

You must obtain a permit to alter the weather (Colorado)

It is illegal to possess more than $600 worth of salamanders (Illinois)