Here are some of the stupidest laws I could find XD
-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
-You must have windshield wipers on your car.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
-Moose may not be viewed from an airplane
-While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
-No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
-For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
-Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
-It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
-A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
-Hunting camels is prohibited.
-Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
-Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
-A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
-It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
-It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
-A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
-Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
-It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
-Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
-It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
-Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month
-It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
-In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
-You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays
-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
-Marijuana is legal
-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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